I would like to repeat a witty remark I heard this week.
Try it out, but there are a number of requirements you must meet for your performance to be believable and accurate.
First, you must be very stylish.
Second, you must be wearing a jacket/sweater that is very stylish and hip.
Thirdly, you must have a sharp zipper on said jacket/sweater.
Fourth, you must put a bandaid on your finger.
Now, you’re set.
When someone asks you what happened to your finger (the bandaid might need to be really colourful and gawdy just to make sure people notice it) tell them that you injured it on the
“cutting edge of fashion”.
:) Smile. or Grimace. I can't decide which to do.