At long last, I have said goodbye to a green sidekick who has been with me at all times over the last few years, whether I liked it or not. He made me nervous when I was breaking the rules, and was constantly disappearing and making me late because I had to look for him. He also had a habit of jumping off the back of my car and running away with people who wanted a green sidekick of their own. Not very loyal.
RIP Mr. Green.